Virtual Girls
- Hard-Disk Girl: She remembers everything, FOREVER!
- RAM Girl: She forgets about you the moment you turn her off.
- Windows Girl: Everyone knows that she can't do anything right, but no one can live without her.
- Screensaver Girl: She is really good for nothing, but at least she if fun/good-looking.
- Internet Girl: Difficult to access.
- Server Girl: Always busy when you need her.
- Multimedia Girl: She makes horrible things look beautiful!
- CD-ROM Girl: She is always faster and faster.
- Email Girl: 9 out of 10 things said are nonsense.
- Virus Girl: Sometimes also known as "Wife", when you aren't expecting her, she installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to unistall her, you will lose something. If you don't try to uninstall her, you lose everything!
Okay, so all that can be changed to guys! LoL! And I'm sure there's more that can be added.
Telemarketers
Do you get mad at telemarketers? Most people I know get mad and some say some pretty uncivil things to them. I've tried to tell people that those people are only trying to do their job. Yeah, the job is much like a used car salesman, or an insurance man, but it may be the only job they can get. My point, don't get mad at 'em, have fun with 'em.
I must admit that I did get mad one day when one that could barely speak, and hardly understood, English was trying to get me to do something for the American veterans. As you may know from past blogs, I do support our American military and those that have served, so I got a little "angry" when a non-English speaking person tried to "help" with Americans. I got over it and now have fun with telemarketers.
Fun With Telemarketers
Now when a telemarketer calls, I try to get them into a conversation. Or, I try to just "mess" with the product they sale. Sometimes, I'll get one that is good at what they do and it takes some other tactics. Anyway, change the subject, go into a dissertation about why you like or dislike something (anything), just have some fun!!!
Here's a conversation with TM being the Telemarketer and Me being me:
TM: Hello, is this Dave M~?
Me: Were you calling Dave M~?
TM: Yes I am. May I speak with Dave M~?
Me: This is him.
TM: Well, Mr. M~, I'm really excited to tell you that you've won a 3 day and 2 night vacation in a lovely spot of your choosing. (with excitement building) This includes your hotel stay and breakfast for ALL those days! What do you think about that?
Me: Not much. (keeping a monotone)
TM: You're not excited about winning a FREE vacation?
Me: No! I don't like them.
TM: I'm sorry sir. I don't quite understand.
Me: I don't like vacations.
TM: Sir, you'll really like this one and I'd like to tell you more about it. This vacation can be...
Me: (interrupting) I don't like vacations, and you can't make me go!
TM: I thought you were kidding with me. This vacation...
Me: (interrupting again) Do I sound like I'm kidding?
TM: No sir. Do you go on vacations?
Me: Didn't I just say that I don't like them? Why would I go then?
TM: Yes you did. If you were to go on a vacation, where would you go? If you could go ANYWHERE?
Me: I'd go next door to my neighbors.
TM: You'd go next door if you could go ANYWHERE?
Me: I said I don't like vacations. I don't like my neighbors either. So, I'd go there so I could come back home as soon as I wanted.
TM: You really don't like vacations?
Me: I hate 'em.
TM: Well, sir, I don't think I can help you.
Me: I didn't think so.
TM: Okay, if you have any questions about our vacations, please call 1-800-5...
Me: (interrupting) Can you hold on while I get a pen and paper?
TM: Um, yes I can.
Me: Oh, nevermind. It will be about vacations and I hate 'em. I probably won't call.
TM: Umm, you have a nice day, Mr. M~.
Me: (in the same monitone) You, too. I've enjoyed talking with you.
TM: (ominous click)
Me: (smiles)
Okay, so some of the fun takes a lot of quick thinking, or maybe not. But, it is a useful exercise for the telemarketer. It gives them the useful knowledge on how to handle some "crazy guy". LoL! And, this may not be funny, but it was kinda' fun.
The FogWalker returns to business.....or to surfing...whichever comes first...
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