December 14, 2007

• HILLARY AS PRESIDENT

  
  

  Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as president.  She has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the White
  House.  She has waited several years for this.
  

  FIRST NIGHT

  Suddenly, the ghost of George Washington appears to her.  Hillary asks, "How can I best serve my country?"

  

  Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
  "Ouch!" says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

  
  

  SECOND NIGHT

  The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary asks, "How can I best serve my country?"

  

  Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
  "Ohhh!  I really don't want to do that!"

  THIRD NIGHT

  On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary asks, "How can I best serve my country?"

  

  Lincoln says, "Go to the theater!"

  Though I usually don't say much about politics, this just hit the right spot for me.  It's not that I don't want a woman as President; I just don't want that woman!  Besides, she's already proven that she's not much of a president by her first term in office.  LoL!

  Enough on politics.

  Been Sick

  I don't know why, but the last 3 weeks have been frightening for me.  Besides a sinus infection not giving up, and bronchial tubes all messed up, the weather has wreaked havoc with the migraines.  I planned on another day and a half hunting, but the plans have been shot in the head.  I actually feel like I've been shot in the head; and the pain is so great right now that a shot in the head might not be a bad idea.  No, don't write me about suicide; I'll get a shot in the butt before I take a shot in the head.  And that may be later this evening.

  The FogWalker goes back to oblivion...which he was awaken from by a phone call...curses the phones...
  

  
  

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