February 24, 2008

• My Invention

  I was ready SuSu's latest blog, and thinking about my present health situation, and I figured out what we need.

  I'm gonna' invent a "Personal Bubble Suit".  This will be more than just a bubble against germs and things like that.  They already have those.  No, this will be a self-contained, filtered breathing apparatus with a complete exoskeleton protective suit.  So there!  Here's some of its features:
  

  • It will provide all the proper air and oxygen content for whatever is necessary for our present health.
  • It will provide flexibility so that I can still sit here and type on the keyboard.
  • It will be sturdy, but lightweight, and have a self-contained thermostat controlled comfort center to keep us at whatever temp we desire.
  • It will help provide stability when there's a Meniere's moment, or an icy moment.
  • It will provide skeletal support in case we get tired.  We can tell it to just support us and stand their while we relax, or we can program it to take us inside and have a seat in our favorite chair.
  • It will provide much much more!  Like massages, personal hygiene type things, etc.

  Okay, now that I have it all figured out, I need someone to sponsor this thing and let's get it built.  So who's with me?

  The next thing that I figured out is that once it's built, people like me and Susu won't be able to afford one.  Hmm, I just may keep my secret to myself.  Me and my big ideas.

  The FogWalker goes back to sitting by the fire....maybe some sweet oblivion....
  

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