September 9, 2007

• Lifetime Member

  I contacted the billing department to see if they will add the infamous Lifetime Member icon to my name, especially since I've been one for a long, long, long time.  I would have thought that they knew who was and who wasn't, but maybe I'm a figment of my own imagination and I don't really exist.  If that's so, my imagination must suck since I've imagined myself with pain.  Not real smart, huh.

  I did have a doctor tell me once that my migraines are all in my head.  He was a shrink, which I didn't like anyway, but I started to say "Duh!".  But I knew that he meant that it wasn't really there, in which case I wanted to say "That's all in your head!" after hitting him in the mouth.  I controlled myself.

  Having A Baby

  I've been told that passing a kidney stone is compared to having a baby.  I say that it's not.  I'll admit that having a baby is alot worse since you've got something coming through a place that is alot smaller than the baby.  All the kidney stone has for it is that it may have corners, spikes, hooks and stuff like that on it, but it's much smaller than the tube.  Gee, I'm rambling.
  
  Rambling

  I was told that if you give stupid people long enough, they'll say something smart sometime.  In my limited experience, I don't know if that's true or not.  Also people on lots of pain meds will ramble on, which I hope that's the category I'm now in.  So with this blog going full circle, when I birth that horned calcium baby, I'll quit rambling.  Maybe.

  The FogWalker goes to the recliner....horizontal hurts less...

  • 8:41 pm
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